What’s your perfect valentine’s day gift?
I always forget about Valentine’s Day because it’s not really something we celebrate, but this year I’ve decided to get Victor something special:
Because my love for Victor is enlarged and dangerous. And also thrifty.
But then he saw it in my cart and was like, “WHY DO YOU BUY THESE THINGS?” and I was like, “WHY DO YOU RUIN SURPRISES?” Then he accused me of buying it for myself, which is ridiculous because I already earmarked something for myself for Valentine’s Day (because I didn’t want Victor to feel bad that he got something and I didn’t). It’s an anatomical ear.
“THE BETTER TO HEAR YOU WITH,” I explained. Because love means listening. Or something. He was not impressed. But I still think it’s an awesome present and one most normal people would treasure.
Then he was like “Why is there…
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